Karin Tabke | Author of Contemporary, Historical, and Paranormal Romance: Author of Sensual Romance
Karin Tabke | Author of Contemporary, Historical, and Paranormal Romance: Author of Sensual Romance
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dos jokes
November 21st, 2005

“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Be careful ladies what you ask for, you just may get it. See below:

A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman seated over there,” indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
“For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.”
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.
It read:
“For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back.” :shit:

Write on.

K*

2 comments to “dos jokes”

  1. Amy
    November 21st, 2005 at 2:47 pm · Link

    ROFL!



  2. Edie Ramer
    November 25th, 2005 at 10:42 pm · Link

    LOL, that joke is almost as good as the one I sent you… You know, the one Liz dared me to send. :evil2:



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