Clever Evil Bitches

November 29, 2005 | Karin's Blog | 3 comments

I received this earlier today from…you guessed it, a male (my hubby).

Subject: Clever, Evil Bitches

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it’s a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man.
That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s
nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
our days”.

Flattered, the man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God!”

The woman continues, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she
hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man
asks,

“Aren’t you having any?”

The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…. ”

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil bitches.
Don’t mess with them. :wigglemoon:

Write on,
K*

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3 Comments

  1. Amy

    ROFL!!!:evil2:

  2. Edie Ramer

    LOLOLOL. 😈

  3. Seriously

    She gets him drunk, Tom. As in, tricks him into a DUI or OVI charge. Drunk Driving? It’s not terribly funny, and rather illegal, but there you are.

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