LaDonna asked me last week, ‘How in the world did you manage with your hubby in danger, violence wise and hooker wise, for so many years?’
I was frequently asked a similar question: Don’t you worry? My standard reply was, my mother-in-law did enough worrying for the entire Department. But let me clarify by saying, I did worry, sort of. And here’s why I sort of worried but didn’t allow the fear to own me. First of all hubby is smarter than the average bear. He was born and old soul. He was highly trained. His brain works nonstop and… Read more »
Welcome to Cop Talk. For fourteen years I served a northern California city as a police officer. In that time, I have seen pretty much everything that can be seen through the eyes of a cop. Some of it was good, some was bad and some was just down right ugly. There were times of prolonged boredom and instances of controlled sheer terror. I have seen the worse that man can do to his fellow man as well as the out pouring of kindness from one stranger to another stranger in a time of need. I have experienced the complete… Read more »
The First Line Contest entries went off to Lauren last night. I asked her to give me a ball park time frame of getting to them. Of course I also let her know all involved parties would be dancing off the rooftops if she requested more material. I’ll let y’all know when I know.
Secodly, I wanted to remind you that tomorrow, COP TALK goes live here at The Write Life. Officer Friendly has been busy answering the questions posed to him. While he can’t answer all of them every week, the ones he can’t get to will roll over… Read more »
Hubby sent this to me this am.
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman
wave at him and say hello. He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place
where he knows her from.
So he says, “Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he had ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching,… Read more »