Be careful what you say…

August 28, 2006 | Karin's Blog | 7 comments

Hubby sent this to me this am.

 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman
wave at him and say hello. He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place
where he knows her from.

So he says, “Do you know me?”

To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Now his mind travels back to the only time he had ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while
your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my
butt???”

She looks into his eyes and calmly says……… “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”

🙂  K*

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7 Comments

  1. Jan

    ROFLMAO

  2. Theresa

    OMG,

    ROTFLMAO. That’s the best I’ve heard in a long time.

  3. Karin

    yeah, I spewed coffee on my screen.

  4. Tracey

    Well after spending all afternoon in meetings – that really brightened my day.
    😀

  5. raine

    *snicker!* 😀

  6. LaDonna

    This has got to be the best GUT BUSTER, hands down! I have tears running down my face. Hey, Karin, I think you need to take Officer Friendly to Vegas, so he can wow them under the bright lights. Move over Wayne Newtie!

  7. Edie Ramer

    ROFLMAO

    I can’t wait to repeat this to my husband.

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