Sooo, things started off a little slow but certainly picked up.
I will say this about Paula: Her hair looked great tonight.
Let us begin with Luke Menard who will go home Thursday night. Wham? Pullessse. Too girly for him even though he sang it well. I was bored. And Randy was right, it sounded rushed. Paula mumbled, and Simon as usual was his awesome self.
David A: another solid performance. The kid has talent, but I didn’t find myself sitting up and really paying attention. David didn’t seem too happy when the judges didn’t fall all over themselves to tell him how awesome he was.
And why did they pan to Denise Richards sitting in the audience? Is she man hunting? Or wait a minute! She has some new reality show coming up. How to ditch one husband, and steal another in less then 10 days. I won’t be watching that. Okay, that wasn’t nice. I’m going to delete it. Who knows what was going on in her house? It’s obvious we know what was going on in Ritchie Sambora’s house. Ooops. Did I say that?
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I didn’t like Danny Noriega before. Now? He makes me sick to my stomach. So to say I was predisposed to not care for his performance tonight would be an understatement. That said, even if I weren’t, I still would have puked in the bag I had ready for just that purpose. Paula cannot complete a sentence, Randy is on crack, and Simon is the MASTER! Useless? Too nice of you, Simon. The kid has issues, and he has an ugly soul. I cannot wait for him to go. And when he does it will be ugly. They’ll have to bleep out his goodbye speech. Good riddance in advance.
David H: Our former topless bartender and stripper. Do I care? Nope. I think he’s good, and conducts himself well. I enjoyed his performance. He looked and sounded good tonight.
Michael: FINALLY! A real man! Loved the way he started, and loved the way he finished. So tell me: does Paula love everyone and everything?
David Cook: I totally dug this performance! Loved it! I was so hoping the judges would too ad they did! Randy was right on. Paula, blah blah blah, and Simon said the ‘L’ word! Rock on David! Please record that song, I want to download it on my iPod!!
Jason C: He is such a sweet goofball. Hallelujah! I so dug it!! Hubby didn’t. I sat up and was totally into it. It was different and it showed his dimension as a singer and a performer. I was really thinking for some whacked out reason the judges, except Paula who loves all things, were going to give him a thumbs down. I was going to be pissed if they did. Well, then Simon dropped a B bomb! He said it was brilliant. Sigh. I am a very happy camper right now.
And then there was Chikezie: I forgot all about him. I was totally ready to have a cigarette after Michael, David C and Jason. I like the smooth timber of Chik’s voice, even though it was a little pitchy tonight. The performance was okay. Randy: I agreed. Paula: blah blah blah. Simon is not a fan. He hasn’t been from the beginning.
Okay, so my final thoughts. My hope is we do not have to suffer through another week of Danny N. He is just gross. Luke is going home. If he doesn’t then it will be the Chik.