Okay, I know what I’m about to tell you is going to shock you, but here’s a secret very few people know about me: There are people out there who don’t like me. Yep, I know, hard to believe, but it’s true! So, one of these people who really, really doesn’t like me, told another person who has some influence over someone I dearly love that, duh duh duh duuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh, Gasp! I write PORN! Yes, PORN! Short for PORNOGRAPHY! Well, fortunately the person who was told I write porn has more than half of the brain that the person who doesn’t like me owns. She, very smart lady that she is, didn’t take finger pointing PORN caller’s word for it. She, God bless her (oops am I allowed to mention God in the same paragraph as my porn?) had to find out for herself what all of the PORN was about. So she googled me, found my site, was so intrigued she bought and read one of my books. Loved it! Naughty porn reader, you!
It gets better. As the person who I love dearly is hearing this story for the first time (from the naughty first time porn buyer) he laughs aloud. Very loud, because this person who I love dearly knows how much I love to write PORN but even more, how much I love it when perfect strangers get solid PORN tips from people out there who don’t like me then discover they love my PORN!
It gets better. So the person I love dearly gets off the phone and finds his eavesdropping coworkers are amused by this story they overhear and can’t wait, well you guessed it, to go out and buy some of my PORN themselves. When the P word is mentioned people stop and listen. So guess what? More people go buy my books and now, you guessed it again, they are now naughty PORN lovers too! Go figure!
So, y’all know what a karma girl I am, and while the original crazy person tried to do me one bad turn, in order to make herself look better, unfortunately for her it not only backfired, but the person I dearly love is now even more not into her. Moral of the story, karma is only good when used with the best intentions. Hey, I like that. Sometimes, for someone who writes PORN, I amaze myself.
Now, to all you peeps out there who haven’t read my PORN, do yourself a favor and go buy some!
K-Tab the Queen of Porn