So here’s the line up for this season’s Dancing with the Stars! Talk about train wrecks!!
Belinda Carlisle, 50, singer (former Go-Go frontwoman)
Stephen “Steve-O” Glover, 34, reality-TV star|
David Alan Grier, 53, comedian
Shawn Johnson, 17, Olympic gymnast
Jewel Kilcher, 34, singer, TV personality
Lil’ Kim, 33, rapper
Gilles Marini, 33, actor
Ty Murray, 39, former rodeo cowboy
Nancy O’Dell, 42, Access Hollywood anchor
Denise Richards, 37, actress (formerly of Wild Things )
Lawrence Taylor, 50, retired NFL player
Chuck Wicks, 29, singer
Steve Wozniak, 58, technology billionaire and co-founder of Apple Computers
Thoughts off the top of my head: Denise Richards could stomp all over Bikini girl for the ultimate Beyotch award. Steve-O? I wonder if he can stay sober long enough to practice (I know, not nice, but c’mon, he is a forgone conclusion). Shawn Johnson? Is she the cute little gymnast that won the gold on the beam? I like her. Jewel? Um, she was rude to a guest a couple of years ago on Jay Leno (granted the guest was a course woman comedian, to say it nicely, but c’mon). Anyhoo, I’m-too-good-for-the-world, Jewel (that’s my perception, I could be wrong…), refused to shake the guest’s hand and made an ugly face at her. She lost me forever, then and there. Lil’ Kim? Didn’t she do time for something? I think her and LT may have shared a cell. Nancy O’Dell? Yawn. Same for Steve Wozniak.
If I had to hazard a guess right now, I’d say Belinda Carlisle who looks amazing for 50 will do well, especially if she gets, say, Maks. Hah! Wouldn’t we all? There will be no Juliana Hough this year and not sure if her bro’ is going to hang out or not, cuz he has his own band now too. I bet LT will do well. Apparently, his addiction issues are under control, and he was the best of the best in his day. I do hope he does well. I also think Shawn John will do well too, if she can reach her partner. J
I wish all of them well, except one, and I’m trying really hard not to wish her ill-will but it would be like me wanting Heather what’s-her-name, Paul’s ex, well. I. Just. Can’t. Seem. To. Force. Myself….
What do you think?