…Lil Kim wasn’t bad. Belinda Carlisle is a hypochondriac, and LT thinks he has more dancability than Jason Taylor? Not. but Etyda is awesome. Steve-O and Lacy. Interesting pairing… Steve-O was too uptight, but I liked the suit. I could not take him seriously though.
I guess I’m out of the loop, coz I didn’t know who the Sex in the City guy was. Gilles Marani? He is nice to look at. And that accent isn’t too hard on the ears. But can he dance?…apparently he can. Cheryl is awesome as usual.
Chucks Wicks and Julianne. Nice couple. Julianne is just so damn cute! Loved her dress. They didn’t do too bad.
OMG! The Holly bunny! My son-in-law was in heaven! Ohh, I like her dance partner. Dmitry. Where has he been? Uh, oh, I thought her boobs were going to pop off! Son-in-law said she did horrible. I didn’t think it was that bad.
Jewel’s hubby Ty Murray. Hmm, should be interesting… oh the new dancer girl Chelsea looks like a firecracker! Um, Ty needs to stick to the rodeo gig. That was painful to watch. Yowch, the judges agree. Guess who’s going home first round?
Shawn John is too cute. Mark is a good match for her. Loved the song they danced to. They did good.
Steve Woz and Karina. Poor Karina, another dud partner. Nice guy but, um, those black practice shorts have got to go. I hope this nerd can dance coz I really like him. OMG! He was too cute and serious and terrible! I’m voting for him! Bruno said it was like a teletubby going mad. Poor Steve, I don’t agree with the judges.
David Allen Grier and super hot Kym Johnson. She wants the title? Let’s see what DAG can do. Hmmm, they need some work. But it wasn’t too god awful bad.
Btw, hubby and sil are most unhappy they have to suffer through this. They DVR’d all of their comedies, their fave being Rules of Engagement. Which I admit, I love too.
Denise Richards. Hold on while I puke. Ok, I’m back. And I loved that Maks doesn’t put up with her woe-is-me attitude. What a crybaby she is. I love Maks, but I so do not want DR to make it past this week. And I thought she looked like a pink Barbie doll. Stiff and fake. I bet Charlie is having a good laugh right now. Sorry, but glammy granny, nona Karin does not like her type. Oh, and if Karina wants to rip some eyelashes out, I’ll hold Barbie down. Hubby and sil were not impressed.
Melissa and Tony. Nice. Nothing memorable.
Okay, so those are my rambling ramblings regarding the season opener of DWTS!