Speaking of humping, can someone please tell me why I keep getting penis spammed on Twitter? And specifically, ones of Brittney with her mouth open and well, use your imagination. I have cock blocked them, but they keep coming back in one form or another. I want to have lots of followers like the next girl but not penises. I had a nightmare last night of being followed by a herd of penises. It was creepy. I’m probably going to get penis-spammed because I keep using the P word here. Hah, we’ll see how good the spam filter is!
Anyhoo, I just wanted to touch base. I’m trying to be a good writer and write. I’m trying very hard to write with blinkers on. Not allowing any peripheral activity to distract me. Not answering non-urgent emails (but aren’t they all urgent?!), not making lengthy phone calls, not going to the A’s game with my son today (that was a hard one!), I’m ignoring the doorbell, unless it’s my computer guy coming to install word on my mac book. I have even locked the cats out. It’s working. Sort of. I am seriously going to take Allison’s advice and unplug. So, ciao for now, chicas. I’ll surface after I write this next chapter. In the meantime, would someone please tell me how not to get penis spammed.